Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Dislike

One word is ruining many conversations for me, and it's mostly with women. It's not so much the word, but rather the misuse and overuse of it ...LIKE.

I guess it's used to keep the speech flowing, to eliminate any pause. It bugs the shit out of me when people, paticularly women, use it 10 times in 5 seconds. It drives me crazy to the point where all I can hear is " blah blah like blah like blah blah blah like..."

This is becoming a growing epidemic amongst the female community and for me it's turning very attractive women into blithering idiots. Just think of how ridiculous it would be to use any other word in it's place..."blah blah blah poop blah poop blah blah poop." Ridiculous right?

I'm now begging all of mankind to stop using this word before we all turn into the teacher from Charlie Brown

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Rain, rain Get the hell out! And never come back again!



The sweet smell of fresh cut grass, hot dogs and peanut shells was swapped for the sour smell of a wet dog, mushy buns and belligerant drunks. Quite possibly the worst opening day ever.

I skipped school every year for OD back in Kansas City to enjoy the day with the Royals. Every year brought the same weather; 70 and sunshine. This is the first year I skipped work for St. Louis...Not a good start.

The only bright spot was the Cardinals scoring 5 runs in the first two innings. Unfortunately none of them count.

After they called the game,we headed off to Al Hrabosky's ( it's an establishment) and had a few beers in the VIP area. Some douche whos family owns the Post-Dispatch was drinking grey goose straight from the bottle, and Nikko Smith got lapdances from fat girls. It was entertaining, but I'd rather have my baseball.